Breakfast Tea (and Brunch)

Discoveries Ascertained (not in any particular order):
1. Even though invitation specifically catergorizes graduation gathering as "tea party", did not actually have any tea at all
2. Driving more than 20 miles in high heels and strapless, pouffy dress is slightly uncomfortable (especially scratchy material that makes dress pouff)
3. Chicken salad tastes a lot like tuna salad. Maybe that's why they call it chicken of the sea
4. "Air" tea drinking can be viewed as something completely unrelated. Need to clarify specific motions to prevent confused and somewhat unamused facial expressions
5. Still have not figured out which fork is which! Need to learn as to avoid later embarassment
6. Graduation parties, or any parties, organized by mothers, aunts, elder female relatives, are a bore
7. Can drink much more water out of wine glasses than normal water glasses. Perhaps should drink out of wine glasses all the time to reach recommened eight glasses/day?
8. Am dreadful at number guessing game. How to improve?
9. Too much salad is very bad. Slightly uneasy about constant salad consumption to avoid Freshman Fifteen. Inevitable...
10. Last month of high school is way too surreal. Have a feeling someone will pop out and say "Sorry, but we've changed the policy this year. 13 years of school instead of 12." just to screw us over one last time.