It's not you, it's me

N hrs (Korean dramas+Seinfeld+daytime soaps+over-active imagination)=Hypothetical scene below

Me: So...
Blogger: You haven't visited me in a while.
M: I know. We need to talk... Let's end this.
B: Is it me??
M: It's not you, it's me.
B: You have someone else, don't you? Piercing glare.
M: ... It's just that I have so much in common with...
B: Wordpress? Well, don't come running back here when you get thrown to the curb.

If Blogger and I were in a relationship, would it end like this?